Tuesday, 24 March 2009

Bye Bye Hot Guy

The guy sitting opposite me on the bus right now is so fucking fit I want to just go over there and lay it out to him. Can I really do that though? I mean, I'm pretty fit myself and I'm fairly sure if I went over and whispered in his ear something to the effect of, 'hey there, want to come to my house and fuck me', I'm sure he'd oblige. I mean, why not? I reckon most guys would given the invitation. They should be so lucky. Maybe he thinks I'm fat. Maybe he has a girlfriend or maybe I'm too hot to be single. Maybe he's gay. Oh wait, fuck! He just got off! Next time I'm gonna stick it to him, fuck what the rest of the 242 thinks